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Pork
Our hand picked pigs are certified fattiest and plumpiest of all oinks. Can you squeal 'Atherosclerosis'?
Sugar
Sweet and delicious! Sugar is lovingly prepared by the internationally acclaimed chef Gerald Diabeetus.
Salt
100% natural. This gourmet salt is collected from the shores of Ventricular Hypertrophy.
Water
Specially prepared in our secret lab - a H20 balanced formula. Known to be a good humidifier.
Potato
The starchiest of all roots. Known to stave off starvation. Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew.
Sodium Nitrate
Who knows what this is. A mysterious crystal powder from a faraway exotic kingdom.
“High in sugar, salt, and fat, betcha already knew all that!“
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Standard
£3.00
- egg and bacon
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Deluxe
£5.00
- egg sausage and bacon
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Egg Special
£2.00
- egg and spam
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Standard Special
£4.00
- egg bacon and spam
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Deluxe Special
£6.00
- egg bacon sausage and spam
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Double Special
£6.00
- spam bacon sausage and spam
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Standard Triple Special
£7.00
- spam egg spam spam bacon and spam
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Spam Lover's Deluxe
£10.00
- spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam
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Spam Lover's Special
£12.00
- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam
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Lobster Thermidor au Crevette
£100.01
- Lobster with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
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